- evil
- 1. (Evil) (2125↑, 642↓)aka girls, girls are evil I have proof... Girls require time and money (Girls = Time x Money) But we all know time is money (Time = Money) Therefore (Girls = Money x Money) (Money x Money = Money squared) And beacause money is the root of all evil (Money = square route of evil) Therefore (Girls = (the square route of evil)squared) so we are forced to conclude that... (Girls = Evil)
In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...
Author: Triple J http://evil.urbanup.com/12273842. (evil) (1032↑, 254↓)Essential ingredient for the making of humans.Recipe for Human: Add 3 cups water Add half dozen eggs Add chopped cabbage Mix gently while adding Evil until desired effect. Bake at 97 degrees Fahrenheit for 9 months Serve chilled
Author: Krab http://evil.urbanup.com/2840053. (evil) (567↑, 135↓)Another word for your tax collecter.Hi, I'm your tax collecter, and I'm a bitch.
Author: Mikerockzya http://evil.urbanup.com/6175924. (evil) (504↑, 173↓)concentrated foulness; intentionally bad; extremely malignant; [Microsoft].1. wow, microsoft put a lot of evil into their new windows professional edition. 2. help\! my new windows professional edition just tried to cut off my penis\! that's pretty darn evil.
Author: Batman http://evil.urbanup.com/407105. (evil) (313↑, 121↓)A deterministic philosophy used to justify selfish extremes and deny responsibility for personal actions, even if they bring harm to others. Those who are evil almost always rationalize their actions and often despise the terms "good" and "evil" because it is much easier to deny moral absolutes than it is to acknowledge them. Theologically speaking, evil is said to be the absence of good, or more specifically mans isolation from God, brought about not through Gods will but mankinds own doing.Human beings are not black and white, but good and evil are.
Author: Killing Kittens http://evil.urbanup.com/7319686. (evil) (284↑, 95↓)1. An accurate description of the current occupant of the White House. 2. See also: [Bush, George W.][George W. Bush] is evil personified.
Author: MrClean http://evil.urbanup.com/16576897. (EVIL) (188↑, 50↓)E- every V- villain I- is L- lemonsMan Ray, the Dirty Bubble, and Barnacle Boy all formed an alliance known as EVIL.
Author: parismccrackenxyoubet http://evil.urbanup.com/30759658. (evil) (161↑, 78↓)\#1. Word used to describe something that is the exact opposite of good. \#2. Word used to describe someone you really hate because they are much more than just annoying. \#3. Word used to describe someone who has some talent or intelligence or privilage that you are jealous of.\#1. The holocaust was evil \#2. I hate my math teacher so much. She's EVIL\! \#3. That is one beautiful piece of artwork, you have so much talent. You're evil\!
Author: Larry http://evil.urbanup.com/6031689. (evil) (242↑, 174↓)George W. fucking Bush\!\!\!\!George W. is evil gay wad\!\!\!
Author: Gerald http://evil.urbanup.com/181413410. (evil) (78↑, 21↓)Every Villain Is LemonNuff said about evil
Author: Valintino the Big Surpremo http://evil.urbanup.com/518919211. (evil) (75↑, 29↓)Using knowledge of how to commit harm for your own ends. Warps the mind of the perpetrator.Hitler was an evil man.
Author: Person http://evil.urbanup.com/67589912. (Evil) (113↑, 83↓)A synonym for, Hello Kitty"Hello Kitty is Devil"
Author: Maku http://evil.urbanup.com/115987713. (evil) (55↑, 34↓)An impossible concept of something being inherently bad. It's impossible since something can only be bad for/to something else. I.E. rain is bad for staying dry, but good for slowing forest fire. A corny excuse for the hero character to fight.I call upon the power of magic and evil to destroy all you wretched good guys\!
Author: entivore http://evil.urbanup.com/27837814. (evil) (42↑, 26↓)The absence of compassion in action.From the ant's perspective, little Billy was the personification of evil as he torched the hapless insect with a magnifying glass. 'Boys will be boys.' his mother said.
Author: BroncoBingham http://evil.urbanup.com/170556115. (evil) (28↑, 12↓)someone who is mean as hell. mean mean.lili: "your hair is nappy as hell" fifi: "man you evil\!"
Author: tafi http://evil.urbanup.com/336275416. (evil) (15↑, 1↓)Very mean, bad not goodevil is live backwards
Author: DizzyLizzy http://evil.urbanup.com/215003617. (Evil) (18↑, 8↓)Someone who has more money than you and is therefore defined as evil. This is often used as justification of attacks on a company's computer systems or website. (such as a DoS or DDoS attack on Microsoft's website)Tom: Why did you spend all day DoSing Microsoft? Harry: Bill gates is evil man, he's evil. Tom: *[facepalm]*
Author: aporcupine http://evil.urbanup.com/428156018. (evil) (20↑, 11↓)Hillary Clinton. Yes, the same person who is running for candidacy.Oh my god, the person who ate the baby just reached a Hillary Clinton level of evil.
Author: Patrick Daniels http://evil.urbanup.com/298566619. (evil) (22↑, 13↓)Another word for good. In the same vein as "wicked".Nick, that's proper evil mate, well done\!
Author: robat http://evil.urbanup.com/262016620. (evil) (8↑, 1↓)ZebZeb is an evil man.
Author: BILL31 http://evil.urbanup.com/500946521. (Evil) (15↑, 8↓)We prefer the term 'Alternative System Of Morality'.Girl 1: You are so evil\!\!\! Girl 2: Nah, I just have an Alternative System Of Morality. Girl 1: Maybe you're just weird... Girl 2: That's the Alternative System Of Morality kicking in.
Author: I wish I was with Draco Malfoy http://evil.urbanup.com/412090222. (evil) (19↑, 12↓)Every Villain Is Lemons\!The Dirty Bubble is EVIL\!\!\!\!
Author: metallkidd93 http://evil.urbanup.com/287364023. (evil) (15↑, 8↓)a heartless and conniving type of cruelty with intentions to destroyShe has an evil sister
Author: LINDAR http://evil.urbanup.com/177699124. (Evil) (12↑, 6↓)Death. Doom. Despair. Bad things. Wickedness. Sadness. Depression, High School musical, etc.Kate - Wow. High school musical would be so much less evil if it included death, doom, dispair and various other bad things instead of overly cheery disney channel characters.
Author: punky flamingo http://evil.urbanup.com/398182825. (evil) (10↑, 4↓)i think, is the absence of empathyyou are so evil because you are evil
Author: chris cf http://evil.urbanup.com/228449426. (Evil) (18↑, 12↓)Somew one who enjoys commiting unspoken acts getting pleasure from it.Saddam Husain. Eric Cartman. A ceriel rapist/murderer of innocent puppies and kittens.
Author: IsraAlien http://evil.urbanup.com/38751027. (evil) (15↑, 9↓)see barney,omochao.omochao and barney are evil
Author: lan hikari http://evil.urbanup.com/25149628. (Evil) (9↑, 4↓)Every Villian Is LemonsPlankton is EVIL.
Author: Spongebob Squarpants III http://evil.urbanup.com/433045829. (evil) (25↑, 20↓)my g/f's motherAuthor: I hate fakes http://evil.urbanup.com/20310930. (evil) (8↑, 4↓)evil=live good goodto live equates to evil.
Author: douglas baxter http://evil.urbanup.com/273093731. (evil) (24↑, 20↓)See [catholicism].Molesting those young boys was an evil thing to do.
Author: GladImnotone http://evil.urbanup.com/59019132. (Evil) (3↑, 0↓)MortalaThat's evil, it makes you seem so Mortala
Author: Sheketai http://evil.urbanup.com/632384433. (Evil) (3↑, 0↓)Hitler, Osama, or Justin Bieber.OMG, that guy is so Hitler\! This would mean evil.
Author: Violetwolf http://evil.urbanup.com/578680534. (Evil) (3↑, 0↓)The word "live" backwards.Dude: "Man I love to live\!" Dyslexic Dude: "Get Away from Me you EVIL BITCH\!"
Author: Corbinface http://evil.urbanup.com/556521135. (evil) (11↑, 8↓)hellbent on ruining everything. Opposite of good. not- um- nice.pronuncijunctions' grandma.
Author: verb and pronuncijunction and shorts http://evil.urbanup.com/17676036. (Evil) (2↑, 0↓)1. Synonymous with Dick Cheney 2. Synonymous With Hillary ClintonDick Cheney is evil and I hate him.
Author: TheWindows2000Guy http://evil.urbanup.com/545987037. (evil) (2↑, 0↓)Cliche movie villiansNO EVIL EXAMPLES
Author: MarigoldP http://evil.urbanup.com/532367638. (evil) (13↑, 11↓)Really cool, i.e. the opposite of itself, used in a similar way to [wicked]. Heard on the streets of E14.Those trainers are evil.
Author: Marcus http://evil.urbanup.com/69631539. (evil) (7↑, 6↓)See: [Donald Rumsfeld] The only guy who would allow 9/11 to happen.Donald Rumsfeld is evil as hell.
Author: Ounose http://evil.urbanup.com/391552140. (Evil) (12↑, 11↓)Live spelled backwards... I.E all humanity is evil.We are evil, because we were born into sin....
Author: Soulstrike http://evil.urbanup.com/159014041. (evil) (4↑, 4↓)A label applied by many about another person, specifically about that persons morals. This label when applied to anyone is then often used to pursue ones personal goals by punishing the individual labeled as evil, most prominently by spreading wide and far that the person is evil. There are many ways to apply this label, and it is 99 percent of the time mislabeled, due to the clause that whomever wins, regardless of who they are, writes history. It doesn't take a genius to see the problem there. In reality, evil is simply defined as an act most prominently marked with only personal gain, and not gain of the society.The many evil acts of the religious churches including, but is not excluded to: Christian, Catholic, Islamic
Author: SwordsL8 http://evil.urbanup.com/514550742. (Evil) (7↑, 7↓)Synonymous with good. As is wicked.Yo nick, turn the music up it's proper evil, init?
Author: Robat http://evil.urbanup.com/264619343. (evil) (13↑, 13↓)What we all have inside of us.We are all made of evil
Author: chocobo chaser http://evil.urbanup.com/103637344. (evil) (11↑, 11↓)A word used by someone when attempting to manipulate someone else into fearing and disliking something but not wanting to say why they should want them to think so. Interchangeable in its noun form with 'Satan' or 'Devil'"Axis of Evil" "Don't listen to Elizabeth. She's evil." --Jane to her new boyfriend of someone who'd stolen her last boyfriend "America is the Great Evil/Satan." --Much of the world at the moment.
Author: Dazzla http://evil.urbanup.com/27058945. (evil) (0↑, 1↓)an adjective used to describe a person, act or thing of great brilliance, whose brilliance is usually obtained and furthered thanks to an element of craziness, daring, or risk taking that goes alongside the brilliance.'such an evil night.' 'we crashed a party and ran from the cops. so very evil.'
Author: the evilest http://evil.urbanup.com/543199746. (evil) (13↑, 14↓)a dark force linked to the underworldI will summon the evil of the underworld\!
Author: abba_babba_carpet http://evil.urbanup.com/109293247. (EVIL) (12↑, 13↓)Something sinful; comes naturally to humans (despite claims that "people are basically good at heart"). The opposite of love and good. Something in opposition to God's plan for all. A negative or DESTRUCTIVE rather than creative force. Doesn't neccessarily have to be an act; "he had evil in his heart".sin is evil.
Author: jellibene http://evil.urbanup.com/29769148. (evil) (10↑, 12↓)The absolute definition of evil is the rebellion agenst God, not god- God.Sin is evil because it is the rebellion agenst God. Macs are also evil.
Author: lidphi http://evil.urbanup.com/224560849. (evil) (24↑, 26↓)1.) any actions or thought that goes against the persons self-chosen moral system. 2.) a consious being that is out to destroy, break apart and dysbalance a system of mutual correspondance. 3.) to go against the mainstream and populair culture, by creating and adhering to a moral system that is outside the bounds of accepted conduct by the mayority of the dominant culture.1.) (christian girl)why do you think christians are evil? (Atheist girl) because you christian spread the gospel of love and tolerance, yet its a well know fact that the most cases of murder, rape and abortions happen in christian communities. you are all hypocrites. 2.)I hate you because you are better then i me. i am going out of my way to destroy the relationship you have with your girlfriend by spreading nasty rumors about you sleeping around with other people. 3.) (Christian) you are evil because you are not like me and you dont blow the cock of god every sunday. (alternative) you are evil because you listen to shitty music and have a poorly defined moral system. (atheist) you are evil because you belief in god and are not capable of creating your own moral sytem.
Author: Cro..Scream http://evil.urbanup.com/165023950. (Evil) (13↑, 15↓)A song by Interpol from their second album, Antics. It has the trademark cryptic and creepy lyrics that Interpol fans know and love,as well as having the weirdest music video ever.Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
Author: AnarchyStar http://evil.urbanup.com/109282451. (evil) (15↑, 17↓)adj. describes something that obeys rules without humanity, or without paying attention to specific nuances or situations.The evil Patriot Act allows people to be detained without trial.
Author: TiberiusJulius http://evil.urbanup.com/104264552. (evil) (9↑, 11↓)intj. Said when something you don't like happens or is mentioned.Internet Explorer? Evil\!
Author: The Grammar Nazi http://evil.urbanup.com/118953. (Evil) (5↑, 8↓)Anyone or anything against your personal beliefs, ethics, or motives.Most people would say that serial killers are evil because they purposely cause harm. From their eyes though, their victims would be the evil ones with them in the right.
Author: Zach Drahbege http://evil.urbanup.com/284541054. (Evil) (3↑, 6↓)See [Lawyer] (AKA Spawn of Satan)Lawyers: the cause of all of lifes problems, shame on all the idiot parents that want their kids to become one. Lawyers are pure evil
Author: A Gorilla http://evil.urbanup.com/250333755. (Evil) (14↑, 17↓)Utterly malignant; consisting entirely of ill-will. Also an anagram of [vile], which is a related but not synonymous word. Commonly used in conjunction with such famous figurs as Stalin, Hitler, Satan, and Bush."Yeah, my English teacher is evil." "Nazis are the most fucking vile, evil beings on earth. Except for the President."
Author: August Personage http://evil.urbanup.com/124700456. (Evil) (12↑, 16↓)Another word for 'kinky'.Oh my god you can be so evil sometimes.
Author: John http://evil.urbanup.com/96394457. (evil) (5↑, 9↓)Malevolance. Concentrated visciousness. Mean on purpose. Nick.Nick falling asleep while I'm reading. Nick tickling me with the intentions of continuing til I've peed my pants. Nick bugging me...just to bug me....all the time\!
Author: Lucky http://evil.urbanup.com/50508558. (Evil) (6↑, 11↓)1a: the Practice of anti-good. Something malicious, maniacle, terrorizing, negative and addictive. (Such as Malicious Man, Terrible Ted, Mr. Maniacle, Negatron, and Agent Addiction) 1b: Melodee /"Melo-d" (see [emo],[vampire)"Man, that sure was an evil thing he did." "Indeed - that was truely Melodee."
Author: "Delicious Man" http://evil.urbanup.com/189292459. (evil) (17↑, 22↓)Evil is a word to describe myself, and my good friend Paul, whom will one day help me to blast apart continents and vaporize all other human life. What makes us different from evil doers like Hitler, is that we hate everyone equally.You pathetic bags of filth will fall before my evil might\!
Author: Jamith Delacroix http://evil.urbanup.com/98014360. (evil) (6↑, 12↓)Ipex, my old school, and my old fucked up ex girlfriend.Author: http://evil.urbanup.com/25966361. (Evil) (1↑, 8↓)Very, very bad. The opposite of good. Generally used to describe someone trying to take over/ blow up the world, or pro-lifersThat John McCain is evil, I'm glad he lost the election.
Author: probama http://evil.urbanup.com/419680062. (Evil) (6↑, 13↓)There is no such thing as evil. For example there is no such thing as "cold." Cold is just the absence of heat, the less heat there is, the "colder" something or somewhere is. But it is all still heat, up until the point it is completely gone which is absolute zero (-459 degrees fahrenheit) But you didn't look "evil" up to learn about cold If you read my lesson what I am going to type will make sense. There is no such thing as evil...just the absence of GOD.Jake: "Dude that man is so evil\!" Bob: "I know he really needs to stoping sinning." Jake: "Yeah, i am going to get the poor man a bible."
Author: Ashton S http://evil.urbanup.com/278441663. (evil) (6↑, 14↓)1."Devil" without "d" 2.Good, but in the opposite meaning1.I'm 'evil. 2.I'm evil
Author: JcDent http://evil.urbanup.com/180282464. (evil) (6↑, 14↓)(TOTALLY) Not caring for others, only thinking of yourself. The opposite of good.Cheat in a shop, to get extra money. And using it to buy things to improve your own aim.
Author: Alphastar http://evil.urbanup.com/74076565. (evil) (4↑, 13↓)DARTH VADER\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! evil is most commonly associated with the dark side however most evil people truly deep down have a heart of gold\!Darth Vader was so evill in star wars.
Author: Rosalita http://evil.urbanup.com/297191066. (evil) (10↑, 19↓)There is no evil, only opinion. Many consider the Islamic Terrorists to be evil. Yet they are raised in their religion to believe what they do is the "right" thing to do and that we are the "evil" people. Yet we were raise wether it be by example or by religion that what they do is "evil" and that by invadng thier country were are doing the right thing. So in all reality there can be no such thing as evil, only the side that your choose to take and the side you oppose.Person 1 "Well i believe this and you dont so your evil" Person 2 "But i believe this so that means YOU must be evil"
Author: DoobD http://evil.urbanup.com/193561167. (evil) (9↑, 18↓)the name of the street I live inI live at 666 evil dr.
Author: Assholes Inc. http://evil.urbanup.com/23293068. (evil) (1↑, 12↓)1) adj.a person whoes ideas are misunderstood or understood and disaprroved of (or a word to discribe such a person) 2) noun. joni 3)adj. a person (or word to discribe such person) that does thing veiwed as cruel and or badumm "that evil biotch stole my boyfriend"
Author: Fallenangel2126 http://evil.urbanup.com/232666569. (evil) (7↑, 18↓)The natural product of government, economy, and advance society in general. Its produced in discrete quanta called [litte children's souls] To conform; To be evil is to conform to the norm.An efficient corporation, is an evil corporation. Wal-mart is evil and combine with Caldor can raise the dead.
Author: http://evil.urbanup.com/612670. (evil) (4↑, 16↓)A word that can replace nearly every part of speech. Most often used as a general-purpose adjective. May also be used as a noun, verb, adverb, gerund, participle, infinitive, interjection, etc. when the ending is changed.That's one evil bunch of monkeys. I eviled you\! To evil is a good thing. Evilize me, lest you be an evil evil one. Evil is good.
Author: Greg http://evil.urbanup.com/41728071. (EVIL) (6↑, 18↓)Anything pertaining to the opposite of all that is good.George W. Bush, MicroSoft, Macintosh, X-Box, Battle Arena Toshinden, Republicans, Democrats, Guns, Dictators, Your Mom, Performance-Brand Electronics, Oklahoma
Author: Arc http://evil.urbanup.com/41494372. (EVIL) (7↑, 19↓)A weirdo cult with a website on geocities. It is an acronym for "Every Villian Is Lemons". EVILs (followers of EVIL) apparently believe that god is a gorilla living on the moon and is named "Mozzarella". They worship cheese, and say that Dick Cheney and Chuck E. Cheese are their messiahs. In short, EVILs are one screwed-up bunch of wackos.The EVIL sacred text is the "Book O' EVIL." EVILs have serious issues.
Author: Bob http://evil.urbanup.com/29343473. (Evil) (6↑, 20↓)Charlene NivenChaelene is evil
Author: ??????????????????? http://evil.urbanup.com/37150574. (evil) (4↑, 19↓)Death metal. Sick. Necro. Grim. Wicked. Awesome.Ya boy Legion from Marduk is evil as shit.
Author: JayR http://evil.urbanup.com/72716775. (evil) (6↑, 24↓)Please see [hamster].Please refer to [hamster].
Author: corruptiveHAMSTER http://evil.urbanup.com/34446276. (Evil) (11↑, 30↓)Kylie and Toria. The definition of evil. Seriously.Person 1: Dude, did you hear what Kylie and Toria did? Person 2: Yeah man, they're evil bitches.
Author: MarkyO http://evil.urbanup.com/310204877. (evil) (7↑, 26↓)adorable; cuteGirlfriend, your new jeans look positively evil, yo.
Author: High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek http://evil.urbanup.com/22555578. (evil) (3↑, 27↓)evil is all ways the right choose for me casue they is an demon saving my soul from holy crap that needs to diewow my demon saved my life to day from that holy guy trying to bliss me with holy water
Author: i hate all of the world http://evil.urbanup.com/12634379. (evil) (6↑, 31↓)ON SPONGE BOB EVIL= Evil Villians Is Lemonshey bitch ima slap ur face with mah big dick.. muahahah i noe im evil
Author: wtf is a pseudonym http://evil.urbanup.com/77903580. (EVIL) (3↑, 28↓)E.V.I.L.- Every Villan Is Lactose-intolerant. We thought that u WAY before Spongebob and Lemons. I am the RubberDucky, the queen of the society\!Go E.V.I.L., Go E.V.I.L., Go, go, go E.V.I.L.\!
Author: TheRubberDucky http://evil.urbanup.com/33585281. (evil) (5↑, 68↓)a term used by asians. meaning scary or magical or some stupid thing. i dont no. im not asian. im american. go bak china with your evil launguage.Asian:the evil warlock went back to his evil island on planet evil and made a eeevil potion to make him evilier. American:Shut the FUCK up. (no im not rascist but i think asians are to smart they should share their brains with us.)
Author: orange http://evil.urbanup.com/1116680Related: satan, bitch, bad, mean, devil, good, stupid, hell, death, demon, asshole, whore, hate, crazy, ugly, god, gay, shit, nasty, cunt, hitler, scary, nazi, annoying, horrible, monster, cruel, funny, sex, black, bush, dark, liar, racist, republican, wrong, idiot, slut, religion, schoolLast updated: 2012.02.29
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